Usenet
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The Usenet is a decentralized communications network built on top of the NNTP, which has been around for practically 5ever. These days the Usenet faded into obscurity, while it used to be the biggest network of its kind way back in the 80s and is of "cultural" significance for what would later become Internet culture, netiquette, and vocabulary. To read Usenet posts you need a newsreader and a Usenet provider, both of which can be obtained at no cost for the most part. The various newsgroups, think the places where the actual communication is facilitated, are sorted into various hierarchies (the major ones: comp.*, humanities.*, misc.*, news.*, alt.*, rec.*, sci.*, soc.*, talk.*, and additionally you got regional ones like es.*, japan.*, de.*, or other specific ones) each having a particular topic or theme to it
Interesting and active newsgroups
- alt.2600
Newsgroup of the 2600 hacker magazine.
- alt.cyberpunk
- alt.cyberpunk.tech
Group to discuss how to live in this cyberpunk world. Mostly focused on real life technology, unlike alt.cyberpunk, which focuses on the fictional literary genre.
- alt.privacy
- comp.lang.c++
- comp.lang.forth
- comp.lang.lisp
- comp.lang.python
- sci.electronics.repair
Has a nice FAQ at https://repairfaq.org/
- sci.electronics.design
- alt.usage.english
Some great posts about this group can be found in the archives making elaborate explanations on how to not suck at English. Mostly succeeded by the English category in StackExchange.
- sci.math
- sci.logic
- alt.suicide.holiday
Spiritual predecessor to sanctioned suicide. A place to discuss how to kys yourself the best way and vent about how your life sucks.
Notable people
A lot of notable people get falsely attributed to the Internet, when it reality those were personalities on USENET.
John Titor was a time travel LARPer (in most likelihood, who knows?) who said he worked for the government in the year 2036 and traveled through time. He plays a role in the anime and visual novel Steins;Gate as well as other pop cultural media. He claimed to have traveled to 1975 to debug old computer code made for an old computer called the IBM 5100. According to him that the IBM 5100 had an ability to emulate IBM System/32 hardware and that this was needed to debug some code. As well he claimed to have made a stop in the year 2000 to visit his family and get pictures he lost in the civial war. It is theorized that whoever was behind the John Titor pseudonym was a computer scientist or otherwise computer-savvy as he seemed knowledgable about programming on the 5100.
Alexander Abian was a mathematician who argued that blowing up the moon would solve most of Earth's problems with natural disasters.
Armin Meiwes, also "The Cannibal of Rothenburg" was a German cannibal who tried eating a man, Bernd Brandes, in a cabin in the woods, but failed to do so after trying to eat his dick. He was left in the bathroom bleeding for a while and died. After keeping the leftovers of his corpse in a freezer, he burried him later. Meiwes claimed to have cannibalized Brandes out of a desire for "intimacy", and also stated that he improved congnitively, most notably in English and math. Meiwes later met up with some fetishists, more or less described as stereotypical twinks – blond hair, young-looking, and slim – but they all didn't go through with it when they realized it wasn't just some weird kind of dirty talk, but rather that he was for real about eating them.
Ludwig Poehlmann, better known as Archimedes Plutionium (lol, lmao even) was known on USENET for arguing that the universe was just a giant plutonium atom.
B1FF was a pseudonym of what was perceived as a newbie or newfag. He would make posts where he came off as tactless and not adhering to newsgroup netiquette.
Identity-stealing
It is best to PGP-signing your posts on USENET, since everybody can post under any name they want, like with namefags on imageboards, therefor it's best to PGP-sign your posts if you prefer your identity not being stolen.
Newsreaders
Pan - http://pan.rebelbase.com/
This one is part of GNOME and is a bit bloated, however I found the interface to be the most convenient for browsing, and it worked the best out of the box. It has a GUI and runs mainly on Linux.
Gnus - https://www.gnus.org/
Gnus is the default newsreader for Emacs. As much as I'd like to say nice things about it, since I like the idea of lurking on newsgroups through a tool built-in in Emacs, I find the interface really ugly and not really pleasant to use. I'm not expecting some overengineered, spine-tingling, goosebumps-causing UI, however if I use a program, I want it to look like something that you like to look at. Maybe there is some way to change it.
Srln - https://slrn.info/
This looks like the best choice, if you prefer a CLI interface. I only included it for completeness sake, not because I have any particular opinion on it. There seems plenty of configuration options available too.
How to pirate on USENET
First off, disregard normal news readers, they will not do post-processing properly and will lack some features essential for making piracy convenient. Good alternatives are Sabnzbd(plus) and NZBGet. Those are meant to be run on server and have consequentially merely a web interface while running as a daemon. On Debian-based distributions Sabnzbdplus has a package with a systemd service file, for NZBGet both the installation and setting it up as daemon is to be done manually, but the command is easy to be turned into a systemd (or any other init system's!) service file.
For the actual downloading you'll want to 2 parts: A provider and an indexer. The provider will provide you a connection and account from which you can download and the indexer will have the deobfuscated .nzb files. The indexer is necessary since most piracy files on USENET are obfuscated and unparsable on their own. .nzb files are NOT the downloaded content itself, but rather something akin to a .torrent file or magnet link.
For USENET there is plenty of providers and you should do your own research, however I can recommend eweka.nl, which are somewhat pricy, but offer 50 connections, unlimited bandwidth, and don't have any arbitrary restrictions, otherwise. As far as Indexers go I have good experience with Nzbgeek, which has a good selection of movies and anime. Things that it lacks are music, in particular soundtracks, for those you should better use Soulseek, and visual novels/eroge, those are also not to be found on Nzbgeek; maybe some other Indexer has some, but you'd probably be better off buying them anyway, since visual novels are a dying breed and yada yada yada, you know it.
Side notes:
- Nzbgeek is spammed with Moozzi2 content, who makes anime look like shit, and has been posting on nyaa.si, too. If you like it, you will have a lot more anime to choose from, normally, however, you'd probably want to avoid that guy's uploads
- There are free Indexers too, but they don't have nearly as much content and if you go full USENET, you can spare your money that you would have spent on a VPN for torrenting for an Indexer. It's approximately the same cost anyway.
- In the NZBGet software you can set categories and make a custom download directory for each category, so you can download directly into some particular directory and have it all sorted without much bothering.
Usenet Archives
Humor
